| Sunday, February 9th, 2003 |
| 9:35 am |
%#&^#(^)_^*_
I thought spedning less time online would be a good thing, but I'll I do when I'm not busy with school (WHICH IS A LOT SINCE I WAS ONLY ABLE TO GET ONE CLASS, the BASTARDS) is be bored and depressed. Think I'll go downstairs and play with my telecaster and pretend I'm Stevie Ray Vaughn. |
| Thursday, February 6th, 2003 |
| 12:44 pm |
Recreational Drug Users:
You are weak and worthless. You're best course of action after realiztion that you are in fact a recreational drug user is to kill yourselves. Your of no use to society and your certainly of no use to me. Last but not least: Eat It. |
| 12:41 pm |
Revalations
The money situation has been getting tight lately, and as a result I've decided to find gainful employment with another company, as working part time amd going to school isn't the heaven I assumed it would be. So I cracked open the local rag here, and LO and BEHOLD, there are two positions available that seem to be tailor-made for me, one of which includes embedded systems experience, which is interesting to me, I never would have thought this shithole would need such an esoteric discipline as embedded systems experience. Employers require a master's degree or better (and there's only one step better than a masters in the science of microtechnology) in my field, so if they don't fucking call me they must have another asshole up they collective assholes) for these disciplines so I don't know what else to think about this place other than IT IS INDEED A SHITHOLE if I don't get a fucking call. I actually thought about being a stock boy at a bookstore today to get some cash flowing into my pocket here... which is not a bad gig but I think the most I can expect is min wage, and that won't cover shit, even in this place. We shall see. I just might get lucky. Then again, I might think about selling blood too. Also not a bad prop since war is on the horizon. |
| Wednesday, February 5th, 2003 |
| 11:18 pm |
Cheap assed laptops
My laptop broke, so I'm not readin' and updatin' and stuff as much as I used to. Might try to get my main iron up and running some time in the near future. |
| Friday, January 31st, 2003 |
| 8:03 pm |
Survey Time!
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? Four feet above the ground 2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? On whom? 3. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Nostril-hair 4. WHAT IS THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT? $5,000 for 6 months at Citibank 5. WHERE IS YOU FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? Home 6. WHERE IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? Not home, obviously 7. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? On the subway 8. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT-STRONG BODY OR STRONG IN MIND? I prefer strong-smelling 9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Pork 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? The drain 11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? Alabama 12. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Loud 13. FAVORITE COLOR? Dun 14. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV? For careening, definitely an SUV 15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? I don't even believe in aftershave 16. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK? "A Pictorial History of Gargling" 17. FAVORITE SEASON? Frankie Valli 18. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE? Putting on pants 19. IF YOU COULD HAVE A SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'd be "Carnival-Boy" 20. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? A tattoo. |
| Tuesday, January 28th, 2003 |
| 8:43 am |
Musical Madness
I've been starving to play in a real band so this weekend I hooked up with some good people through the bulletin board at "Front Porch Music", one of the music stores here in HELL. Met some guys and one gal who plays lead. Cute, but not very good. And all these people are into different scenes! Met a vocalist who can carry a tune, but he's a chris robinson wanna be. I made him happy by plinking out "This Life" on my National-style steel axe which I carried to the meet. Also wowed the group with my rendition of Johnson's Preachin' Blues, accompanied my self, thank you very much. Everyone played a little something on whatever they played, then we discussed putting something together, and that ended up without anything deffinate as no one could decide what to play. I want in an original, grungie-indy influenced gig and most of the other folks wanted to play covers, country, whatever else. So I went home a little disapointed. |
| Saturday, January 25th, 2003 |
| 8:38 am |
Bleh
Preparing to go to Davis to see Nolan. I don't want to go. |
| Wednesday, January 22nd, 2003 |
| 2:48 pm |
$$$
Estimated cost to fix saturn: $250. Its not my car. Guess who gets to pay it: I DO. WHY? Becuase I'm the only one in this house with any damn MONEY!!! |
| 11:19 am |
Been busy
I've been dealing with some serious business lately. Aside from a car needing a new starter and getting ready for school, had some tragedy hit below the belt recently. ( My friend Nolan's cancer story ) |
| Saturday, January 18th, 2003 |
| 3:11 pm |
gleep
Test message. Ignore this or it will SUCK OUT YOUR EYEBALLS. |
| 1:02 am |
I'm frequently annoyed
...by the fact that I have nothing to say lately, but wtf? I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. Nothing to confess. Nothing to expound upon. Nothing to explain. Nothing witty to say. Nothing to star in or direct. NOTHING. All I want to do is chat on line and fuck off. I am ill. effoff: get a hobby GroovyMusic: I have several effoff: i notice you spend a lot of time on them GroovyMusic: they leave me feeling empty and unfulfilled effoff: then your hobbies suck GroovyMusic: It's not that, I feel like I suck at them, actually. effoff: my original opinion stands GroovyMusic: maybe effoff: maybe slicing open puppies and mounting thier guts on a board is not your thing GroovyMusic: WTF DO I EVEN TALK TO YOU??? effoff: im your still, small voice of reason. |
| Thursday, January 16th, 2003 |
| 8:31 pm |
iworshipsatin000: hey bwana1066: hey iworshipsatin000: what are you wearing? bwana1066: my own feces, you? iworshipsatin000: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW iworshipsatin000: nothing bwana1066: wanna sex now? bwana1066: ?? iworshipsatin000: not until you shower fecal boy bwana1066: damn. I was hoping for something clever from you becuase I wanted to post this convo. iworshipsatin000: im a failure bwana1066: YES, UTTERLY. |
| Sunday, January 12th, 2003 |
| 6:17 pm |
What a world
BEN AFFUCK IS GOING TO PLAY DAREDEVIL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
| Wednesday, January 8th, 2003 |
| 11:37 pm |
My new email footer
--- Try to contain your joy at reading these words. They are all vicious lies, except for those that are painfully true. If you wish to hear more, call 1-888-SERMON-ON-THE-MOUNT (long distance super exchange rates apply). If you are under the age of 18, please call many times before your parents come home from work. All calls will be billed discreetly as FUCK PIX HOTLINE. Love, your Mother. |
| Tuesday, January 7th, 2003 |
| 9:17 pm |
MY FUCKING TITS ARE SORE AND ITCHY :( :( :( |
| Monday, January 6th, 2003 |
| 10:47 am |
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| Friday, January 3rd, 2003 |
| 11:49 pm |
bwana1066: letterman or leno? tickers96: i like them both.. i like headlines with leno and top ten with letterman. and it depends what guests they have on bwana1066: YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE tickers96: then i like leno better. tickers96: letterman can be an asshole sometimes bwana1066: ha ha haha bwana1066: the dog keeps trying to hump the cat tickers96: LOL bwana1066: the cat is in heat bwana1066: Its the end of the world. tickers96: why bwana1066: Cats and Dogs together? If that's not a sign of the end times I don't know what is. tickers96: letterman and leno together would be a sign of the end times I think bwana1066: i think you're right bwana1066: and I feel fine |
| Thursday, January 2nd, 2003 |
| 10:11 pm |
Geeks are us
tickers96: there was a lord of the ring preview... i want to go see it again bwana1066: Again? tickers96: you know i think the best special effects scene was when gandelf (sp) was fighting that fire monster (bell croc?) bwana1066: Gandalf. Balrog. Yes, that was awsome. tickers96: sounded like he said bell croc! lol tickers96: and the hyena looking things bwana1066: wargs tickers96: and the trees! bwana1066: Ents. tickers96: your a damn lotr geek bwana1066: kill me |
| Wednesday, January 1st, 2003 |
| 11:30 pm |
GroovyMusic: Some times I wonder about life. effoff: and this you apart from the masses becuase.......? GroovyMusic: Can I just hit you with a stick? effoff: that's not a very philsophical question GroovyMusic: Oh. Sorry for not sticking to your carefully devised program Jay Leno. effoff: well, either talk to me about something or go play with your self GroovyMusic: You are my best friend in the world. You understand me like no on else. effoff: now your just being sick GroovyMusic: Next time I see you I'm going to tongue you. effoff: die bitch GroovyMusic: ahhh... come 'ere and give me a reach around... |
| 8:41 pm |
In good company
Keith Richards used the same exact guitar I use during thier last concert, a blonde telecaster. |
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